Random

Random 'why did the chickens cross the road' jokes that some of them i just suddenly remembered about, and some of them i made up so it can SUCK. ENJOY! hahaha. *jsut felt like i needed some jokes to cheer me up today, becaue i am B-O-R-E-D! -____-'

1. Why chicken cross the road?
-'cause it needs to get to the other side.
Rating: PATHETIC!

2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
-because its nest is over there and she is going to watch her babies hatch.
Rating: PATHETIC!

3.Why did the burrito cross the road?
-because it was taped to the chicken.
Rating: OVER PATHETIC!

4.Why did the chicken cross the road?
-beacause an old man was standing beside her and he has a toothless mouth, so it needs to get away as soon as possible.
Rating: PATHETIC!

5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
-because there was a hot hen at the other side (the chicken is male)
Rating: PATHETIC!

6. Why did the chicken cross the road?
-because a cat was chasing it
Rating: PATHETIC! (thats just plain weird actually)

7. Why did the chicken cross the road?
-because its running away from papparazzi, as it was a movie star from chicken little ;)
Rating: PATHETIC!

8. Why did the chicken cross the road?
-because the sky is falling! the sky is falling!
Rating: PATHETIC!

9.Why did the chicken cross the road?
-because the CHICKen needed to get away from guys chasing her.
Rating: PATHETIC!

10. Why did the chicken cross the road?
-because IT FEELS LIKE IT!
Rating: guess what? PATHETIC!

WOW... so many possibilities with a chicken, a road, some grammar, and a burrito. just sooo many possibilities you can make and imaginations. And more retarded stuff for people to worry about. I wonder who even made that joke the first time, and what is the actual answer for it. Because all of the answers ive heard, are kind of like these :)

BYEBYE ALL ! >:)

*maap kalau post ini garing. Saya tidak bermaksud utk membuat otak anda hancurr dan penuh dgn yg gak penting-penting >:D